Curling besser als Sex ?

Hier sind 10 Gründe warum Curling viel besser als Sex ist.

1. You can use your rubber more than once.
2. You can do it in eight houses in less than two hours.
3. In Mixed Curling, it's acceptable to play with your best friend's wife !
4. Short is not always bad.
5. You are expected to tell "Hurry Hurry, Hard, Harder".
6. Looks and age are irrevelant.
7. You can score up to ten times in one night.
8. You don't regret a mistake in curling nine month later.
9. A really good curling game can last up to two and a half hours.
10. When you're finished someone else cleans the sheets.

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